Part 2 of my Self-Isolation vlog... Still can't taste or smell anything, which means I can eat ANYTHING... and still getting phone calls from Test and Trace...
Double jabbed & still got The Rona? what happened next part 2...
SEE PART 1 HERE FIRST: https://youtu.be/JoTIveF_2NU
THIS IS THE TRANSCRIPT - CLICK PLAY ON THE VIDEO ABOVE!
Raw onion?
yeah sure why not
yeah
okay
ready?
go on
Hello it's day six since the uh - let’s take this off
it's day six since the symptoms of the Rona came to visit me
did the... the test this morning I don't know if you can see it there but the...
the second line is really faint
I mean it's barely coming through
The self isolation is really really starting to hit
I noticed - so I made a video - just bringing you up to speed - I tested positive for the Rona and I released this video here um where it shows everything
where I lost my taste and smell and then took the family to a PCR test which was stupid because they were all negative
there we are all in the car breathing in my air
luckily they're all still negative and as you can see I took the test this morning and the second line is really really faded now
you've got to really hold it up to the light to see that second line
so this morning I’m feeling less delicate but I’m just feeling really uh fatigued and I’ve got a feeling that tiredness is... it's just from not moving
it's from not being out and about because of the self-isolation
so look I’ll put it on the screen now
I’ve done 14 steps today
these are the steps that my phone has measured and you can see right here on the Monday there I am like a good’un nearly hitting the 10k steps and then plummet
absolutely nothing all week and that's got to take a toll
I mean obviously I’m not a GP or a medical person in any sense but even I can see that even if you're super fit and healthy and have no symptoms of the Rona...
if you're gonna just be indoors and not move for two weeks that's gonna take an incredible toll on your body and looking at these steps I have no idea how I’m doing 1300 steps a day by just moving between the bathroom and the bedroom
I think it's just pacing up and down with the camera like this
I’m also going around the house with a mask on and everywhere I go I’m [COUGH] excuse me
I’m sanitizing... I’m wiping things down as I’m using them
honestly it's like going around your house like a high-end burglar from a heist movie
you know you're just constantly wiping all elements of your trace from your own home
It’s not a good way to live
and probably the... the hardest thing at the moment for anyone who's been through this you'll know this but the ah the... the taste and the smell
I just miss the taste and the smell so much
I was going to film myself eating a raw onion and maybe some of Casper’s dog food
should we do it?
should we do it? I’ll get my son to film it
how should I do this
sorry about the noise in the background but my poor long-suffering wife is mowing the garden
I think you should just chop it into quarters and then eat it like um oranges
can you literally not taste a thing?
I literally can't taste a thing
well this is the test
I can't smell it
oh that'd be really weird because you just can't taste anything
right
I kind of rather not to taste anything because then I could like eat lots of healthy stuff can I?
right well that's what I thought
I could eat whatever I want
this is gonna test whether it would work or not
should I do it
sure why not
uh yeah sure why not
yeah okay ready?
go on
Right you can't taste that!
really?
it feels really tingly
we need lights on in here because the quality is quite bad
so I’ve just done that for nothing?!
because my phone doesn't work well in the dark
this is wrong the taste is coming back!
I can taste it!
I can really taste it now!
so did your covidjust stop the second you did that?
It’s brought back my taste!
What have you done?
You’re so stupid!
It’s brought back the taste of onion
Shall I eat dog food?
Sure, there’s some fresh stuff down there
he's probably put his mouth in that and he's got a littlecovid
[DOG COUGHING]
he has!
I’ll probably catch the dog... get dogCovid
So I can't taste it, but it doesn't feel good
they feel like soggy biscuits
that's because he's put... he’s licked it all
You disgusting person!
Oh look the dogs running over
He wants some
I’m sorry Casper I was eating... I was eating your dinner
He gets so mad if you did that
right so here's what I’ve learned if you've lost your taste and smell eat raw onion because it will cut through
do you think yourcovid just literally just stopped now
instantly went away the second you eat an onion
but theCovid just went No, I’m out of here you can get taste and smell back, we’re off!
I’m calling on behalf of the NHS Track and trace
Hiya I’m calling to talk about your self-isolation
how have you been feeling
uh delicate and bit rough but good thanks
oh good oh sorry not good but
no it is!
you're right it's fantastic
I can walk around I can't taste anything still
I just tasted a little bit
I’m very grateful thank you
and can I confirm you’re self-isolating
I am
perfect
because I’m just really interested and I’m extremely bored as well because I’m I’m indoors but do you phone people can you... and you can you tell if they're not self-isolating
is it if you ever phone someone it's like really obvious that they're out somewhere?
yeah yeah of course but um because we could tell by like you can hear the cars it might be in the garden sometimes you see the radio on their car and like beeping like you can completely tell they’re in a car
yeah we just have to go from what you say to be honest because we haven't got a camera
we can't really see where you are
yeah what would you because I’ve been asking this everyone who's phoned me
what what would you do at one minute past midnight on your first day of freedom
I’m looking for ideas
at midnight?
that's a good pub
Some open late don't they
yeah well it's better than my idea
I think it's gonna be a BP garage
that's the only place that's open around here
oh yeah there you go, bring a little speaker
thank you so much for your time today and thank you so much for self-isolating and I hope you have a lovely day
oh you too thank you for the call appreciate your work
it's okay thank you thank you bye
didn't mean to hang up so abruptly there
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just click on his face, thanks bye! how was that
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