And then ignore.
- The Classified Ad Break -
Life in 2012:
We have a thing called Local Papers, which have a section called The Classified Ads.
Here's a Classified Ad Break...
(...from a show I made with John Gordillo called The Recommended Daily Allowance - full series here.).
Here are some of the ads, with more added.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihBTitzz0fvEV9vvqbK-SIg2V2l5iLtZLvKyeM2jK8Fnc565m1d51UQJjyTsdvNU5hWcuXTF0Ha3DIUaExEA4hQVpZTlrbVKk6wWGJ46OMDl0FNwRj1ik-jNE0atJT9rTc2ecsArhMOc0/s400/1ClassifiedAdBreak_portaloo_melamine.jpg)
PORTALOO plus melamine crockery, very cheap.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjcJyt7yBocqcjAxqrRIQy4-7lJNCwEiOzmfOvLkA2rlLcmItlJo4mr21mRIx-32IrJZasbIuw6rhhi9chzWhUkh98A7z5R3bj_E222VwKWyyIW7BzyEJGCb-fWfQ-mfa-fucOJO4DifY/s400/2ClassifiedAdBreak_furniture.jpg)
Furniture for sale. £95 Per item.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVGRG87b7XoGURqgead4BTc9doe7Wh0NibswUT-xyNSKANEB5K-fuaMBluQEy2V3eH2Nz1QKoigFlVuENd5g8Al0dEfFbGcPLsVAK4oIbJFhUtQZbYJLq4JlWtMhZ8X7oMeGCtVayoM-Q/s400/25ClassifiedAdBreak_in_box.jpg)
IN BOX. good condition. £10.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEdERYtaywwNUNAx0HGjYeQ4fNLwUQ1E_jq7jhhmKgdoACfHaFddxWem8HhsVWCS8MgDDNSZG7fPLDL_7OttbJW-mn5bmQnw3hrmCYPikRampZldRE0Ntm_3IwgLZmp3MoR2GapG-GyEA/s400/3ClassifiedAdBreak_grave.jpg)
Grave for sale. Offers.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLWRF6ZhaUwpqu673QA2ItDApdD8GMgyMnjAb8ufJJ1GbIOfCy0FIPx3PyzAZikv-zdfP1bdMgZC2dwChGT7RATj_d5P45RLOl9KP5Iv-b6irooUHIrqfESLHflHVc08K_tYppjQRfZgE/s400/4ClassifiedAdBreak_cot_grandparents.jpg)
Drop side cot with mattress. Easy erection and storage for grandparents visitors.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNToEqy8uSegbK6-_wyBvYRSRq5z2mu2nxfdsiPT6GM0uXUb2QAHyGPv1Snr0UcIzvaH6rlRPt0_hq7tRzC7HNj6noaGp3Rw0chGl1veTIhFP_lWqJX8RRLwvJtIUGC8qpJnrJ46RY60c/s400/5ClassifiedAdBreak_3_sanyos.jpg)
I'M SELLING a Sanyo TV. Or 3.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQinJUish_KYWmdM0N-0uuQUkqrkp0OsMYrQUFuk1DPusDU_xq4vUWU6c0FOo0N0gr0wR0B2Xx5Dfz2nJx09APvc9eyswDBj8KR0-4aPy9rHd3LQEfrdFCYrPCGYKi12vmQeSGmiW7jPc/s400/6ClassifiedAdBreak_a_level_english.jpg)
Language course.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPztRDrGqlc7fCrTSOV0izk2md4w6byZBdYpsfhnZKIMNJQVywEZjhzPqMULywn4TsMy7g-l6uQZneE-aQ1j0G5kgAykh6SL_vRliCAb2Q88QD8YbXo90QTcwEJomF9fEs5LuaWMfVIEM/s1600/7ClassifiedAdBreak_writing_desk.jpg)
Writing Desk.
For
w r i t i n g.
(VIA @Caroline_Gold THANKS!)
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyJ-35Lse1raPVxqPr2tZhWL8QzMLB7OGpe1s3c2l0IPiZtF6PEdYuhwVgwIi5zIog3XIgnYBTyrRU4RjvJjLZ3iu3Y7PP9z8duKPt5ZoHyFLh0P8fOuaKU8_m_8agNxIAWagVWy_BAKg/s1600/8ClassifiedAdBreak_sellotape.jpg)
Large stocks of Sellotape. it has hundreds of uses.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioC5VKdcQaEnfhbwcVI_t2RB-7WqgiG25nWYq7POm6Ek3oV9wpTtRs4H2rJVcgbS4YMfeZm_aEDc-ikXdKQEUZu-vlFg_Bpsl8G6hBpXqgLfYEMOZnTXXPd8ep-tllv1-ngQNvXxGQYtI/s400/9ClassifiedAdBreak_lady_riding.jpg)
Lady required to groom and look after horses. In return for riding.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiheYMtowgYxkiv2CZQ96YeCt5yJln1v8jtKBj_eJNzUXHBCMGxMvK2ykX7imyhZKohqug2EW1QiZWt52SMNjmzA62fHLiaUFdIUQhDDCuw5U28lQ55_9cSsgXkhXjtBdzU4ZuG3IHflQw/s400/10ClassifiedAdBreak_very_comfy_sofa_30_no_40_quid.jpg)
Very comfy sofa for £30. No... wait, £40, YES £40.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGt87TwQxTOijy2thL8nKZ2Ye5dC7svLixuaKBjZrahu9hMcL39qn8vrKCpP5jLpiqYEa9ru4hNBKRlRRvovsrpI0uGv_xQECDfpa42D8YyTFckQB8Chp4q9Hhi3d3uzHX0T2Ftbsx-Kk/s400/11ClassifiedAdBreak_paper_clips.jpg)
PAPER CLIPS. (got anything like this in your local rag?)
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYi1x4AXiHpaV-XqO9A5dRNkyCma1yrckjvNA9_bxQsZt07ZXIvBMmBD8Oq1lLQpiaTpCwmQ33kvICkYwT9vd0tvuY0Y70XH7pKGPNoR3jf50iKMZBy2lPSO38nTqHoqnfRD75v2ipFb8/s400/12ClassifiedAdBreak_wedding_dress.jpg)
Ahhhh. Never been worn wedding dress.
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