Dad Stuff

DAD THOUGHTS.

These are all the thoughts that I have, because I am a Dad.

#DadStuff

When something like this happens...

...do you reach for the camera, or the hoover?

Me too.




Turns out those fish that nibble at your feet are USELESS on beer guts






Spent the morning daydreaming the mechanics of breeding a Zingzilla with a Tweenie.

Stopped and turned over to Milkshake on Channel 5.



Daydreamed the mechanics of breeding Derek with Jen.




They always have "His & Hers" double bathroom sinks on Grand Designs, like it's some kind of luxury.

Isn't it, like, twice the cleaning?


What word did your family use for 'girl bits' when you were a kid?

We've got willy and peanuts for the boy, but the girl?

(original post and full list of others' names for it here)



DAD IDEAS TO CHANGE THE WORLD



Milton sterilizing fluid.

It cleans anything.

Seriously, why aren’t we putting this stuff on everything?




I want to use a land train as the family car.

(original post here)


DAD'S VIDEO SHELF

Daddy Daycare:
How I teach my son to count.



(original post here)


Here's how to get dads to listen...



Tell us to listen, apparently.

(original post here)





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