DAD THOUGHTS.
Is there anything less appealing than reading Dad blogs written by a UK Dad blogger?
No.
So with that in mind, here are all the thoughts that I have because I am a Dad.
Enjoy!
#RawDadStuff
When something like this happens...
...do you reach for the camera, or the hoover?
Me too.
(original post)
Turns out those fish that nibble at your feet are USELESS on beer guts...
(original post)
Spent the morning daydreaming the mechanics of breeding a Zingzilla with a Tweenie.
(original post)
They always have "His & Hers" double bathroom sinks on Grand Designs, like it's some kind of luxury.
Isn't it, like, twice the cleaning?
(original post)
What word did your family use for 'girl bits' when you were a kid?
We've got willy and peanuts for the boy, but the girl?
(original post and full list of others' names for it here)
Have... overriding urge... to write down... everything they say....
(toddler quotes here)
Me VS. Lang Lang's Dad
At the age of 3, Lang Lang's Dad vowed to make him the number 1 concert pianist in all of China.
I have taught my boy to sing the entire jingle package of Radio 2
(original post here)
I’m in a long-term relationship.
We’ve gone through three loo seats.
(original post)
DAD QUESTIONS
When cooking, where do you stand on giving equal food amounts for girlfriends
Huge equal bowls or more appropriate (but unfair) quantities?
(Answer here)
Why dont we have Metric Boobs in the UK?
(Answer here)
What is going on with the Old Couple on the Elderly Crossing road signs?
He's leading, but he's clearly the one with walking difficulties.
(Answer here)
Is this perhaps the worst piece of Queen’s Jubilee merchandise?
(Answer here)
Why are metal handled pots made of metal?
(Answer here)
What else can Camden Council clamp?
(Answer here)
What's the etiquette in paying for takeaways for hosts?
When you visit "for dinner" but then there's a clear expectation to split the bill?
(original post)
DAD IDEAS TO CHANGE THE WORLD
Men. Admit it. Using Sat Nav is essentially asking for directions.
Why not combine it with the stereo, to create The Singing Sat Nav?
(original post, and singing directions here)
Milton sterilizing fluid.
It cleans anything.
Seriously, why aren’t we putting this stuff on everything?
(original post)
NIKEA: Trainers you put together yourself.
(original post)
I want to use a land train as the family car.
(original post)
My Derren Brown stunt on the train.
If you make eye contact with people walking towards you down the aisle looking for a seat, they never sit next to you.
(original post here)
Time for a Classified Ad Break...
(Original post and more weird classified ads here - Got any more?!)
Daddy Daycare:
How I teach my son to count.
(original post here)
Here's how to get dads to listen...
Tell us to listen, apparently.
(original post here)
HATES
I’ll hunt across three shelves in the supermarket to save 30p...
EQUALS= 
...but when the Council Tax comes round... Here - have my bank account details.
(original post)
Why can't I use more words for "Great"?
(Pulled together my list of alternatives here.)
LOVES
I love that we've got the biggest electrical plugs in the world.
It's like we've got the fattest power.
When it comes to 3-pin sockets, we are the most cumbersome.
(original post here)
Does everyone have a famous lookalike?
This is mine... Fulham footballer Andy Johnson.
(original post here)
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