Tuesday 18 October 2011

Toddler Quotes

Some Toddler Quotes:

"High fibe".

Son, sat on sofa eating ice cream he served for himself by taking it out of the freezer.
"It's not real. It's just pretend mummy".

Singing to the Andrew Marr Show title sequence music every Sunday morning.
It’s Andrew Marr.
He’s in his car.
And, he’s driving in to work.
Herrre comes Aaandrew Marr!

Have you ever tried describing the concept of ME to a 2 year old?
Its a bit like a knockoff Abbot and Costello sketch.
("That's me.
That's me.
No, you say that's you.
No, that's me.
No, that's me, Daddy.
That's me.") etc.

Every time son sees someone wearing a bowler hat, he starts singing:
"Every body's going to the party.
Every body's going to the party.
Every body's going to the party..."

"Fffft plsssth".
(Translation: Open the car roof, please)

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Thursday 6 October 2011

Meet my lookalike. Footballer Andy Johnson.

My lookalike, footballer Andy Johnson, used to play with CHANG on his top.

andy johnson, andrew johnson, Everton, Fulham FC

In my top, I have changs.

Do you think I should maybe write to him, or contact him?

Does anyone out there have an 'in' with Andrew Johnson?

UPDATE 10.6.12 - Here are some of the replies...

brad pitt

this will be me in ten years time.... http://i.wp.pl/a/f/film/033/52/75/0257552.jpg
(daniel stern..he was in home alone and city slickers)

I'm told I look like French midfielder Samir Nasri: http://pic.twitter.com/oUlUWee1

@NeilMossey Nah you look more like http://pic.twitter.com/qJTT6KZz

My famous lookalike was Tom Selleck when I was much younger (according to my sisters). I never saw it, tho.

mine's Mick Hucknall

More like Colonel Sanders

Updated the post "Do You Have A Famous Lookalike? This is mine..." here.

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