Friday, 16 October 2026

I Made My 17-Year-Old Drive Through A Car Wash For The First Time



Our Learner Driver Car Wash Challenge.
Taking my learner driver son through an automatic car wash for the very first time!

This is what happens when we navigate the local carwash, from entry code to the ultimate soap party... rotating brushes, and heavy-duty blow dryers. Plus, we debate whether rain is still our best car cleaning method and the true disappointment of special edition Oreos.

I Made My 17-Year-Old Drive Through A Car Wash For The First Time



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So, this is a new lesson for the daddy driving instructor. You don't like the word daddy driving instructor, do you? I think it sexualizes it. So, [laughter] anyway, we're on to a new lesson now, which is driving through the car wash, and we're going to take you on the car wash with us. Woohoo. What program have we gone for? Uh, premium because Ultimate's a scam and Ultimate Plus is out of our budget. Yeah, with Ultimate it was um dry. They dry your car and they clean the wheels properly as well. Oh, there you go. Enter your code. Here we go. So, it's 465 441. 441. Well remembered. I've pressed the five and it's registered to code not valid. So, this is a valuable part of I'm glad we did this. Shaking. 465. It's nervous. 441. [laughter] I like that. Code accepted. Should I put it on? You could have. Okay. Use car wash now. Use car wash now. Said go dead slow. Get dead slow. Dead slow. It's okay. And now we're going to go. Now, thankfully, we remembered to take the L plates off cuz they would have flown off uh because of the brushes. Though, we've lost two L plates, haven't we, recently?

But you between Yeah. stay between the lines. Wait till it says stop. So it says forward. It doesn't really come across on camera. We keep going till it says stop. And I would really recommend doing the window up. Oh yeah. Because that could be interesting. Right. So we've respected the stop sign. Put the gear stick into I already did that.

Well remembered. Oh, look. Look. So, now we get the foam. It's foam party. [laughter] Open the window now. Oh, I got to smell it. Oh. Oh, why are you making those sounds? It's covered our car in soap. The car isn't used to being covered in soap. We basically clo our car. How often would you say we clean our car? Never. The rain cleans our car. Oh, do you know what? I... I think we cleaned it once since we bought it. Mom paid someone. Mom paid someone to clean it. Oh, yes, she did. You know that someone, don't you? Yeah, I do. Cuz he bought pot with it. I'm not supposed to say that on camera. [laughter]

Oh, I'm sorry. Um, cigarette. So, mommy's funding probably someone's habit. Right. So now the brush has come back for a revenge for a second spray. Oh, I could ring. Can you smell it? I could roll a window down. [laughter] You're obsessed with opening the window. It's so funny. I could literally ruin someone's day. I will open the back window. Yeah, she just get absolutely That's not good. Never get into a car wash with me in my car. In my crap box. So, what's that? Was that the wax or the foam? I've lost count of the things we've paid for. We had soap and then some foam, I think. And now the brushes, you can't really see them. I should open the window. Should I open the window? Oh, it's coming back. Where's the brush? Oh, here comes the brush.

Wow. Feels like it's raining. To be fair, this is quite cheap. It is. Do you know what? Things have gone up so much recently that now the car washes car washes. It seems reasonable. Cuz one of these Oh my god. Here we go. Open the window. See, this would be the best time to have a sunroof. Probably have one. Yeah. Yeah.

Is this a really big moment? This is your first car wash. It's my first car wash. We did a car wash before. Did we? Yeah. Now you I think you were about five last time we got the car wash. I just want to show how the the bristles go over the the wing mirror. That's my favorite bit.

I thought it would go back to get the wing. Yeah. Oh, it might come back. It's coming breaking. Yeah, breaking. Oh, it's coming back. Oh, no. It's going to do the back now. Get the camera back.

Yeah, we would definitely have lost. We would have lost all the old plates. Wow, it's dark. It's giving the back a really good really good wipe.

Yes. Wipe that back right now. Will it come? Do you think it will come back to do the the wing mirrors properly? No. That's in the premium package. I don't know. Do you remember the premium? It was literally we dry the car. And then the other one was the ultimate dry. The car's going to dry itself. Oh, you'd think. And also, next time it rains, it's going to ruin it. Also, if it does the wheels, it's just going to get brake dust on them in like 2 days anyway. Yeah. Yeah. So, the This feels like we're in a rainstorm. Yeah. Yeah. Really bad rainstorm. a rainstorm that actually cleans the car. Here we go. It's coming back in forever. Yeah, we're getting our money's worth, aren't we?

Here he comes. Here he comes at the car wash. getting nice and clean in the car wash. Yeah, it's taking your fingerprints off the off the door. You really want to open that window, don't you? And the Oh, it did do the the wing mirrors. And now it's doing the windscreen again. Oh, that Oh, the bird poo's gone. The pen sand's bird poo.

A there we go. That rain.

didn't even get me as well. The calm. I didn't try to get after the storm. Hey, it is wet back there. Did you open the window? Just did that. Just a tip. [laughter] Just a tin. Have you seen Have you seen what brand car wash this is? Christ. What is it? Christ. It's the Christ brand. Saying that. No. No. It's the Christ brand car wash. Oh, it's drawing us. He moves in mysterious ways. Oh, so we do get a a drone.

Oh, this is the this is the scary bit, Joe, cuz this comes really close to the to the bonnet using the hood. It's probably got just as much power as a Lego Mindstorms to... to process.

This a bit. This is fine. [laughter] I want my money back in this spot. Sell me this car wash.

So, we did get dry. It said... there was not a blob. What if I go... If I go 70 back home, I'll get dry. This is true. Which I won't do. Which won't do. I really

but we have lost two L plates now going the speed limit. Yeah. What I don't understand is how come the car wash itself is so filthy. Yeah, they should have a car wash. Car wash doesn't actually tell me. You could just try drive off dry off your eye off. No, it's going to it's going to come back blow. It's blowing our back now. What? You can see the air holes. Count the pixels on display. I think we're bit fed up with this now. Yeah. Would you like an Oreo? We'll get you an Oreo. Can you offer them an Oreo? There you go. These are nicer than the BTS Oreos. They were not good. I thought they would be really nice, but they they don't taste like purple. Oh, I made a pack of those. Did you? Yeah. I found it kind of worried, so I can't eat. I thought they'd be smooth like butter, but they did not light up my taste buds like dino. They didn't taste like Oreos either. That was the biggest disappointment. I just wait for the sign now. Forward. Forward. We did it. I'm calling this a dad delivers success. Oh yeah. Pull away. Go dead straight. Dead straight. Uh, if you've reached this point of the video, thanks for hitting the thumbs up or the subscribe button. It really helps us to keep this channel going and to keep us going to the car wash. And on screen now is what YouTube knows you want to be watching next. So, I've got to watch the road, right? So, why not put the plates back on? Oh, you do, don't you? We'll just pull out over here. [laughter]

No, [laughter] I thought that was the car and I was making find somewhere to pull in. Maybe down here.


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