Friday, 11 October 2013

COLUMN OF COLOURED PENCIL - Friday Night Toddler Art Gallery



#39 - COLUMN OF COLOURED PENCIL



Coloured pencil, various, on B&Q Matt Brilliant White emulsion

This colourful protest is designed to draw attention to itself.

It deliberately, wilfully almost, works against the preponderance of white.



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Wednesday, 9 October 2013

Negative Contacts - DAD LESSONS FOR MY KIDS

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Negative Contacts:
Deliberately leaving people you really don't want to call programmed into your phone, because you want their name to display.

All my other words I've tried to find...

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Tuesday, 8 October 2013

Office napkins - DAD LESSONS FOR MY KIDS


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Apparently, toilet paper is not acceptable as napkin for the office party cake.

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Friday, 4 October 2013

LIPSTICK CUPBOARD - Friday Night Toddler Art Gallery


#38 - LIPSTICK CUPBOARD

Rimmel London Lasting Finish lipstick on Howdens Cream Gloss kitchen cupboard door



A simple monocolour piece.

A potentially post-feminist commentary situated on the door of the kitchen plate cupboard under the oven.



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Thursday, 3 October 2013

Exes Letters - DAD LESSONS FOR MY KIDS


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I've found the worst thing you can do in a relationship is to receive post addressed to your Ex.

My mate used to get video rental shop overdue notices. That's probably worse.
He could see the movies she was now enjoying with her new fella.

It's awfully difficult for Nans to keep track of their granddaughter’s boyfriends.

So usually they have a catch-all name for them. eg "Cocky".

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Wednesday, 2 October 2013

Business Card Brevity - DAD LESSONS FOR MY KIDS


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Ideas to change the world:

Ever get a business card where the job title runs over 3 lines?

And you get to the end of it, none the wiser about what they do.

People with more than 5 words in their job titles, should maybe have a think about being a bit more focussed.

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Tuesday, 1 October 2013

Credit Card Zeros or Oh's - DAD LESSONS FOR MY KIDS


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Life in 2013:
Hate it when I'm giving out my credit card number over the phone then getting indecisive over committing to saying "zero" or "O" for the zeroes. (Or "O's")

I say one, and then lose confidence in it before flipping to using the other.

I like to check with the call-centre worker which they prefer, and if other people do the same.

(See also: Credit Card Signing Thrill)


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