Friday, 5 April 2019

Ratio of Bread to Stomach #TightwadDad 060

I am a #TightwadDad and making my family happy with...

- Coffee Shop Chain Shop: Decaf coconut latte.
“It was a good visit, but the sameness I crave is now wearing off.
I used a different table to shake things up a little, but maybe this ruined the monotony.”

- German Supermarket Chain top-up shop: Incl. Bread x2. On offer.
“The ratio of bread-special-offer-to-time-spent-at-the-checkouts was set a little against me contributing a meaningful life on this planet.”

- Life cover.
“With the amount of bread I am eating, I probably need it.”

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