Tuesday, 2 April 2019

Free Sand #TightwadDad 057

I am a #TightwadDad and making my family happy with...

- German Supermarket Chain top-up shop: Incl. veg, maple syrup, milk, ketchup.
“Only went in for milk.”

- Big Supermarket In Another Town Service Station: Diesel.
“Scored high because full tank, 10% cheaper per litre than our town, got lots of loyalty points.
Lost points because there’d been a big diesel spill and my pump area is covered in sand.
All I can think is:
“This is free diesel.
Just lying here on the ground.
And the sand.”

“Hey kids, something for the garden.
And fireworks night.
There’s your spade and dry powder extinguisher.
You are good to go!”

- Coffee Shop Chain: Decaf coconut latte.
“Lots of work done, plus drink charged as a ‘small’ even though it’s a 16oz reusable bucket.”

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