Saturday, 6 April 2019

Chewing Gum Crime Wave #TightwadDad 061



I am a #TightwadDad and making my family happy with...

- Swimming lessons.
“And... think of it as a nice wash too.”
JOY 8

- Big Supermarket Chain Express Store: Curry sauce x2.

“We went in there for bubblegum but they had an offer on the Tikka Masala.

Discovered not only no bubblegum, but also low stocks on chewing gum.
There’d been a robbery.

The chewing gums were stolen en masse, probably to order.

This is why chewing gum racks have a security lock over the display.

I thought it was to make it look more cool.

But where would you want to buy stolen chewing gums?
It is pretty pricey though.
I checked the shelf edge label.
£2.81 per 100g.

It’s six pounds more expensive per kg than fillet steak.
Let me say that again.

Their chewing gum.
Is more expensive.
Per kilogram.
Than their finest fillet steak.

And it smells nicer.”
JOY 9


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