Monday, 14 May 2018
What if my wife wants me to get better at lying? And #WeAreTheProblems 204-210
My #WeAreTheProblems this week.
Monday 14 May
My son is being confused by an autistic kid repeatedly calling him "gay".
And I don’t even know where to start on whose rights to respect first.
All I know is he won’t say “Oh shut up and kiss me.”
Tuesday 15 May
Interesting choice: It's called Twitter.
Not Finger Pointer.
Wednesday 16 May
I am incapable of reassuring my wife.
I think she wants me to get better at lying.
Thursday 17 May
Men, face it.
Using sat nav is asking for directions.
Friday 18 May
All songs with words about lengths, sizes and measurements are utter filth.
Saturday 19 May
They're not energy levels.
They are lack of fear levels.
Sunday 20 May
I suffer from attention obesity.
I am focus fat.
And if you're affected by any of the issues raised in this list,
All 365 #WeAreTheProblems from this year are here
Rod Hull and Emu at the BBC
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