Tuesday, 24 April 2018
What if I am now a dash cam director? #WeAreTheProblem
I overthink everything to make the world a happier place
What if a dash cam doesn't help us?
It happened. We ended up with a dash cam in our car.
And I cannot be happier.
I need more cameras in my life filming us from more angles.
So that insurance companies can trust us even more than they do.
I am now backing up my backing up.
The picture quality is so good you can see the whites of the cats eyes.
I am the Quentin Tarrantino of dash cam directing.
And every day is a sequel.
Instead of indicating, I scream “Come on, we’re losing the light!”
Dad got it for us, which was incredibly kind.
He’s a London Taxi Driver and wants to live vicariously through our footage.
I will give it to him as a box set.
Something between Doctors and The Chase.
He said it’s to help protect his grandchildren.
But I’m not sure how videoing the collisions keeps them safe.
It’s basically a recorder for all our car conversations.
Like the ultimate judge in family court.
“Don’t tell me you didn’t say that.
I have the videographic evidence right here.
I’m not sure what we’ll do with the footage.
There will be no more Pixar movies until every file is watched.
My kids can use it to learn how to drive with confidence.
And swear with vocabulary.
Every journey now ends with a wrap party.
What if I list my top 5 near death experiences for a laugh? 1 BORIS BIKE CRASH #WeAreTheProblem
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