Monday, 12 March 2018

What if we spray stuff Gold to sell online? #POWERDAYDREAM



I overthink everything to make the world a happier place

What if we spray stuff Gold to sell online?

Neil walks in on the 8 year-old watching Knight Rider.

8 YEAR OLD
Can we spray the Lego now?

NEIL
We can’t use a whole can just spraying Lego.

8 YEAR OLD
Why not?

NEIL
There must be other things we can spray gold to sell...

Neil lightbulbs and tosses over a sharpie and pad.

NEIL
I know. This’ll be creative. Can you write out 10 other things we can spray gold?

8 YEAR OLD
(HUFF NOISE)

CAPTION: 40 SECONDS LATER.

The scrunched list bounces off Neil’s head.

8 YEAR OLD
There you go. Ten.

NEIL
(UNWRAPPING) Hang on, wait...
(READS)
Lego.
Pen.
Pencil.
Paper.
-- Really pushing yourself.
Card.
(THEN)
A mouse.
A ball.
Mirror.
Toilet seat.
Potty.

Neil stares out the 8 Year Old.

NEIL
This is... genius.

8 YEAR OLD
I know.

He walks off.

NEIL
A golden potty.
That’s brilliant.

8 YEAR OLD
(NEXT DOOR)
You owe me half.


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