Wednesday, 21 March 2018
What if someone is up my bumper so I just stop the car? #PowerDaydream
I overthink everything to make the world a happier place
What if someone is up my bumper so I just stop the car?
Night time. Neil and Long-Suffering Wife (LSW) are in the car on the A272.
The kids are in the back.
He is right up my bum.
The kids giggle.
Wherever I go...
REAR VIEW MIRROR: Headlights up the rear bumper.
I am always in the way.
Why not stop the car.
Stop the car?
Stop the car.
Your driving’s annoying him anyway.
Neil safely brings the car to a complete stop.
He doesn’t know what to do.
The Peugeot waits behind.
So do nothing.
The Peugeot screeches round him with the driver leaning yelling abuse as he speeds off.
(flashing lights like a 3 year old)
Eh - eh.
No, that’s not how it--
The Peugeot stops dead.
Neil pulls in so the confused drivers now pulling up behind him edge round and block in the Peugeot.
You just can’t help yourself can you.
6 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
Can we go home now?
In a minute.
Daddy’s just annoying somebody.
Look, they’re annoyed at him now.
Neil turns round to the back of the car for this pearl.
Kids, always always always quit while you’re ahead.
6 YEAR OLD
Or get a lift from someone else.
What if I teach my kids the true meaning of Mothers Day. #PowerDaydream
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