Thursday, 8 March 2018

What if our Nutribullet just doesn’t like our soup? #PowerDaydream



I overthink everything to make the world a happier place.

What if our Nutribullet just doesn’t like our soup?


Neil is in the kitchen (again) with Long-Suffering Wife (LSW).

NEIL
Don’t get mad at me.

LSW’s point of view: Soup is everywhere.

All over the counter.
All over the unused gadgets.
All up the walls.
All over Neil.
The Nutribullet is sat in the middle, dripping in it.

LSW
Did you put the lid on.

NEIL
YES. I was only trying to blend the soup.

LSW
I don’t think you’re meant to use hot--

NEIL
It doesn’t say you can’t.

LSW
No. Except on the Nutribullet.

NEIL
I didn’t see that.

LSW
Or here. On the cup. And the base.

NEIL
Well why do they give you a metal thermal cup then.

LSW
To keep things cold. What was it?

NEIL
Leek and potato.

LSW
With extra counter.


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