Wednesday, 14 March 2018

What if I teach my kids the true meaning of Mothers Day. #PowerDaydream



I overthink everything to make the world a happier place and this is what I overthunk today:

What if I teach my kids the true meaning of Mothers Day.

In the bedroom with LONG-SUFFERING WIFE and 8 YEAR OLD SON.

LSW
You remembered!

SON
Happy Mothers Day!

LSW
These are lovely...

SON
We went to Tesco.
But the only ones left there were 30 quid.
So we didn’t get them there.

LSW
Thank you.

SON
So we drove to Lidl and got these ones.
And look there’s a plastic bird in the middle of them.

LSW
That’s what it is.

SON
These were 6 pounds instead.

NEIL
(LIMP)
Yay. You remembered...


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