Monday, 26 March 2018

What if all my pants are stripey. Does that make me boring? #PowerDaydream



I overthink everything to make the world a better place

What if all my pants are stripey. Does that make me boring?

Long-Suffering Wife spreads laundry all over the bed.
Neil folds his pants into the drawer Marie Kondo style.

NEIL
All my pants are striped.

LSW
(defensive)
It was a hot wash.

NEIL
No -- I mean, my pants. They’re all stripey.

LSW
You just noticed this.

NEIL
Am I boring?

LSW
I don’t think it’s your pants.

NEIL
I’m serious. I can’t believe all my pants are exactly the same.
Stripey.

LSW
So, these are the ones that spark joy?

NEIL
What does that say about me?

LSW
You don’t want spotty ones. Or cartoons. Or anything with words on.

NEIL
What else is there?

LSW
Plain?

NEIL
That’s boring too.

LSW
You like the pants that you wear every day.

NEIL
I only kept the pants that I like-- Love.

LSW
So it means you have no best pants.

NEIL
All of these are my best pants.
That’s my problem.

LSW
Some people only have one pair of best pants.

NEIL
And they probably never even wear them.

LSW
You should wear your best pants every day.

NEIL
Maybe I can draw on them.


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