Thursday, 23 November 2017
Do You Like My New Hair? No, because it is a test that I will fail. #DadDirt
DAD crosses past MUM in the Hallway.
You haven’t noticed then.
Or you don’t like it.
Oh wow. Your hair. It’s magnificent.
But I always say the wrong thing here.
So - let me make it 100 percent clear.
It is dynamite.
I love your hair.
11 out of 10. Amazing. Fantastic. The best.
So you didn’t like how it looked before.
No, I didn’t say--
You couldn’t find a good time to tell me.
No, what I mean is--
So you were hiding that you didn’t like how it used to look?
No, it’s just such a phenomenally spectacular new look--
You do know then, that it’s different.
Yes. Definitely. And it’s stunning.
And you like it because it makes me look different.
Like you’re with someone else.
You want me to look like someone else.
I didn’t say that - I didn’t - what I mean to come across is...
DEFOCUS TO HAIRSPRAY CAN IN FOREGROUND.
Long-lasting volume with perfect hold.
Satin touch by L’Oreal Paris.
Because the row is worth it.
Don’t ever want my girl to stop putting wellies on the wrong feet #DadDirt
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