Sunday, 15 October 2017

We've all got a hobby thats someone elses job #DadDirt



Someone in staff uniform is gathering up used cups, saucers, and empty sandwich wrappers, but he’s interrupted by another uniformed member of staff.

COFFEE STAFF 1
Please don't do that.

COFFEE STAFF 2
It's nearly done boss.

COFFEE STAFF 1
No, really, I insist. Please, stop.

He takes crockery away from COFFEE STAFF 2

COFFEE STAFF 2
I don't mind - really.

COFFEE STAFF 1
But... you don't work here.

COFFEE STAFF 2
You don't know that.

COFFEE STAFF 1
We do know that because... you don't work here.

COFFEE STAFF 2 returns to wiping the table.

COFFEE STAFF 2
Honestly, it's cool

COFFEE STAFF 1
Honestly. It is not cool.
You do not work here.
Can you please stop.

COFFEE STAFF 2
But I’m almost done.

COFFEE STAFF 1
You don’t even need to start--
Can you at least please take off that T-shirt.

COFFEE STAFF 2
No! It’s mine!
I paid for it on ebay!
Come on, I’ve only got those tables left to do boss.

COFFEE STAFF 1
I am not your boss.
Literally!
You are not paid to be here.

COFFEE STAFF 2
And like you’ve not got any hobbies?

COFFEE STAFF 1
I’ve got hobbies. Lots of them.
And none of them are other people's jobs!

COFFEE STAFF 2
Ohhhh, so you don't think I am helping you.
You think I am competing with you?
You think there's only “limited” pie.
You think there is limited mess.
Limited tables to clean and clear?

COFFEE STAFF 1
Yes!

COFFEE STAFF 2
Look around you, man.
There's enough mess to go round!

COFFEE STAFF 2 pulls out one of the chairs from the table he just straightened.

COFFEE STAFF 2
Why don’t you take it easy?
Why don’t you take advantage.

COFFEE STAFF 1 sits down and tries to take stock.

COFFEE STAFF 1
What you are doing is exactly the same as putting on outfits from the dressing-up-box at school, and playing shops.

COFFEE STAFF 2
Yeah!
Isn’t it great?

COFFEE STAFF 3 storms in to yell at COFFEE STAFF 1

COFFEE STAFF 3
Dude! Again?
You are so lazy.
With all these tables left to do?

COFFEE STAFF 1
I was just telling this guy--

COFFEE STAFF 3
--Interrupting this guy from clearing up, I’m sorry. That’s it.
We’ve got to let you go.
Be out by the time I’m back.

COFFEE STAFF 3 storms out.

COFFEE STAFF 2
Can I buy your apron boss?


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