Friday, 20 October 2017

These new weird screws mean only one thing. I am now obsolete. #DadDirt



NEIL is in the cupboard under the stairs staring at his toolbox.

NEIL
Where did these weird Hex screws suddenly come from?
They’re everywhere.
I haven’t even got screwdrivers for these.
“So go and get some”.
But I don’t want to.

I don’t know where they came from.
They've got to be better than the screws I’ve got.
But I don’t want to change.

No-one said out loud this is what we’re using now.
Why don’t I just change over?
Because it’s yet another sign I am getting old.

That my technology is obsolete.
All those cross-head screwdrivers and boxes of screws that I haven’t used.

And it seems like there’s more than one hexagon.
There’s another one that’s kind of star shaped.

It looks like they’re compatible, but they’re not.

WHERE ARE ALL THESE SCREWS COMING FROM?

I can’t keep up.

THEY’RE SCREWING WITH MY MIND.

I am obsolete.

NEIL closes the understairs cupboard and moves on with his day.


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