Saturday, 14 October 2017

My belly is still big #DadDirt



DAD, clothed, checks himself out in the mirror, front on, while MUM is in bed.

DAD
I don't get it. I've been working out every day with the ioniser... and I'm bigger than when I started.

He turns, revealing the bulge on his tummy.

MUM
You mean Ab-dominiser.

DAD
Oh.

He pulls up his jumper. A room ioniser is taped to his stomach.

DAD
My belly’s still big.

MUM
On the upside, it smells nice and fresh.


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