Thursday, 12 October 2017
It's all okay using a womens body spray #DadDirt
MUM and DAD getting dressed for the day. DAD is spraying himself.
Sorry, I used your deodorant.
That’s okay. It’s a women's one anyway.
Well, it’s nicer than mine.
It is okay for me to use a lady body spray.
I don’t want you thinking less of me as a man, just because of the products I use.
Because that’s what they want you to think.
They spend millions of pounds to separate us.
Haven’t we got past this already?
Oh my god--
This... lazy discrimination.
It’s not 1985.
This spray, I think. I think it’s turned you into me.
They raise their hands and touch each other.
-- so hard.
DAD AND MUM
I don’t think we should ever use this again.
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