Tuesday, 17 October 2017
Dads attempt at geography model homework... #DadDirt
In the Living Room... A BOY and DAD are huddled over a home made model that fills the table top.
Just one more...
Dad, are we taking a bit too long on this? It's just geography...
With a tube of glue, DAD sets the final piece.
There. Finished. "The South Downs".
REVEAL: a perfect topographical model of The South Downs made entirely out of tampons and sanitary pads.
Is the village of Buriton all there now?
Woah, no, good catch, thanks.
He unwraps a Kotex and cuts the string.
We've put in too much housing. It should be more light-industrial.
"BURITON" is labelled and made from the tips of tampons grouped together like a village, but still all in cotton white.
Does... does Mum know you've used all her stuff on this?
Mum will probably get very very angry.
Angrier than you've ever seen her.
For some reason, all the nonsense from us that she tolerates will suddenly fall over a boundary, and you will be humiliated for all the liberties that'd usually be overlooked.
Remember the 4 "A's".
Agree with everything.
Dad, you've-- I think you've spilt some glue.
DAD stands up with a puddle of glue on his lap.
Have you got anything to clear it up?
DAD shuffles off.
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