Friday, 12 May 2017
Stealing my son's cheeseburger poetry #DadDirt
You know that you are a Great British Dad when...
...you have a go a joining in with the kids' poetry.
My son made this.
Hungry for a Burger
Every time you have a treat
Eat and taste that meat
Enjoyable to eat
Big and brown
It inspired me, but didn't come out so good.
Clear your own table
Happy meal bits causing tears
Eventually get the till
Expensive and Everyone is surly
Elegance in the cardboard box
Bad meat-to-bun ratio
Undo my belt
Really cold chips
ECG, Echocardiogram, Endoscopy
Relish on my trousers
Sauce on my white shirt because these are the choices we make even though we know our time on this planet is limited.
My wife thinks I'm the kind to pick up paper in a public toilet #DadDirt
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