As we hurtle towards the Christmas break at the speed of poor Rudolph's red orchestras, these are my Great British Dad thoughts for the upcoming week.
Sunday 13 November
I can't listen to any music on the radio now without hearing utter filth in the lyrics.
Monday 14 November
That sinking moment when you thank a call-centre worker, but then they send you a survey to rate their work.
Tuesday 15 November
The News never ever reports when a school trip goes well.
Wednesday 16 November
I find my opinion of opinion pollsters changes on whether or not they want me to do their work for free.
Thursday 17 November
Teaching my son how to hold a tennis racket. So far he's learned the intro to Smoke On The Water.
Friday 18 November
Why is it a whole host of things. I am not a whole host kind of guy. I want to try a half-host of things.
Saturday 19 November
Cupboards were for storing cups. Now they're for surfaces storing mixers, slow-cookers, toasters, juicers, bread bins and tea jars.
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