Tuesday, 17 May 2016
What if I weren't a Dad. I'd make a terrible cult leader. #BritishDadStuff
You know that you are a Great British Dad...
...when you think about what you would be doing instead, if you weren't a Dad.
What if I weren't a Dad?
I'd make a terrible cult leader.
I'd give it a go though.
Sure, the orgies and berry gathering would go great.
Gathering berries and orgies.
They'd be covered.
That's a given.
I could even probably find somehow a way of combining the two.
But after that - I don't think I'd have much beyond the orgies and the gathering berries.
They'd be all whiny after, like, a week.
They'd moan: "I've got a sore bum!"
From their limited diet of all those berries.
My almost complete guide to Understanding Your British Dad is here
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