"I'm a tightwad dad with a 45p can of deodorant and a pen.When this went out last week, here's some of what came back.
Any ideas how to make it look like a £2.99 one?"
- Write £2.99 on it, in a posh font.
- Hand write "Ghia" in a flowing cursive script in that small white space under the word "price". Don't worry if it overlaps the other words.
- Add some letters - make ASDA, SNASDA; Add a questionmark after Smart; Change Price to priceless. Draw a picture of a hot Scandinavian underneath, partially clad, posing as if to say - I'm sexy - come on world, deal with it. Snasda smart? Priceless.
- Write ACTIVE in the white space underneath.
THIS is worth £2.99.
Not sure I got the Hot Scandinavians right.
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