Monday, 21 May 2018
What if I'm too late for solar power? #WeAreTheProblems
I overthink everything to make the world a happier place
What if I'm too late for solar power?
The planet is dying.
Humanity is headed for oblivion.
I will fix this.
By looking into getting some solar panels.
I want them to earn more money during the day than I do.
And turning our house into a power station is much easier than, say, using less electricity.
Not saying our home is rough but if we put the panels there, the roof will come down as well as our bills.
So I want to put them in the garden.
I want to become a solar power gardener.
I’ve got everything we need: a back yard, some shorts, and a really bad energy habit.
Plus two kids who treat the garden with such respect, it’s definitely the best place to put a cutting edge fragile electrical installation.
I can even get them a nice big pylon to play on.
I will have to wash the panels to get more power.
Bragging “I’m a bigwig energy company” while looking like a refugee with a squeegie doing windscreens before the lights turn green.
And then I’d spend all the money we save on an electric vehicle.
Because my kids want their mates to clock them in a brand new disabled assistance cart.
“Come on kids, it’s time for school!
beep - beep - beep - beep - beep - beep...
It will be at home with our clapped out electric halogen cooker.
I am so blessed to have something to gently illuminate my dinner.
I like my food cold and senstively lit.
It gives me the strength to watch my gorgeous family blowing more power than a Polish steelworks.
What if I am an electronic hoarder? #WeAreTheProblem
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