Sunday, 22 April 2018
What if I list my top 5 near death experiences for a laugh? 2 LAKE TAHOE POLICE SHOOTOUT #WeAreTheProblem
I overthink everything to make the world a happier place
What if I list my top 5 near death experiences for a laugh?
5. Racing Sammy up the council estate slide.
4. Canal boat crush.
3. Bedroom light switch.
2. Lake Tahoe police shootout.
1. Boris Bike crash.
#2 LAKE TAHOE POLICE SHOOTOUT
All the near death experiences so far involved my family.
This one was all by myself.
I don’t know what was going through my head.
Apart from some high velocity trajectiles.
I was giddy, and British, and just arrived in California.
Our first day - our first afternoon - in Lake Tahoe.
Even better - I went out with some mates who were up for a best animation Oscar.
(I know it was 1998 because we hadn’t seen Titanic and when James Cameron screamed “I’m the king of the world!!” we thought he was cocky.)
Anyway, back to my disaster.
Our first lunch in town. In a restaurant and everything.
But outside there was a commotion.
And some crackle.
Like a good Brit, I knew exactly what to do.
So I dash to the window with my camera...
“Oooh look. Armed police! Right in front of us. Wow. Just like TJ Hooker.”
I’m framing this up - badly.
And snap the photo below.
(It wasn’t until 1999 that they invented focus).
Um, my American friend coughed.
I think we should maybe back off.
But they're pointing away from us.
Yes. And that means...
It was such a moment of wisdom that I ignored it and got another picture.
An even worse one.
What did I learn?
I didn’t win for best camerawork.
Tomorrow's final near death experience, Boris Bike crash.
What if I list my top 5 near death experiences for a laugh? 3 BEDROOM LIGHT SWITCH #WeAreTheProblem
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