Sunday, 12 November 2017

Couples shouldn’t bathroom together, but we still do. #DadDirt



DAD is sat on the toilet. MUM goes to the sink.

MUM
Sorry... do you mind?

She grabs her puff scrubber and plunges the hand soap.

DAD
No... Go ahead.

She turns the tap.

PSSSHHHHHHHHH!

The sink is dry.

DAD
Whoah!

MUM double-takes DAD and the empty sink.

The water is gushing out of him.

MUM
Huh.

She turns off the tap.

DAD
Phew.

MUM tries the other tap.

PSSSHHHHHHHHH!

DAD
Whoah!

Wincing and shaking his legs with this surge.

But the sink is empty.

MUM
(gets it)
Ohhh.

She chonks it off.

DAD
(Relief)

She chonks it on.

PSSSHHHH!

She chonks it off.

DAD
Ahhh.

And on.

PSSSHHHH!

And off.

DAD
Ahh.

Maybe one final quick one.

PSSH!

An awkward moment.

Then.

DAD
Little bit more?



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