Friday, 13 October 2017

We love those advert banners all over our school gates don't we. #DadDirt



MUMS arriving with their kids at the school gates.

REVEAL the school railings are TOTALLY COVERED by overlapping SUPERMARKET ADVERTISING BANNERS for vouchers and tokens schemes.

MUM 1
Sorry sweetie...

REVEAL: MORE MUMS patting and groping at the banners trying to find the entrance.
Like those zapped moaners from Day Of The Triffids.

MUM 2
(HOLDING WAD OF VOUCHERS)
We are such a bunch of losers.

MUM 3
And that’s why we need the vouchers.

MUM 4
Then we’d be winners.

MUM 5
But we can’t hand them in if we can’t find the school.

MUM 2
We are such a bunch of losers.


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