Saturday, 14 October 2017
My belly is still big #DadDirt
DAD, clothed, checks himself out in the mirror, front on, while MUM is in bed.
I don't get it. I've been working out every day with the ioniser... and I'm bigger than when I started.
He turns, revealing the bulge on his tummy.
You mean Ab-dominiser.
He pulls up his jumper. A room ioniser is taped to his stomach.
My belly’s still big.
On the upside, it smells nice and fresh.
We love those advert banners all over our school gates don't we. #DadDirt
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