Saturday, 28 October 2017

I don't want a diffuser in the living room. I never get to decide these things really though. #DadDirt




MUM AND DAD are in the Living Room, looking down on a shelf.

MUM
I know you probably don’t like the smell...

DAD
It’s not that I don’t like it, it’s just that I’m not used to it.

MUM
God, why can’t you be more supportive?

DAD
Because you make all the decisions in this room - and you’re good at it.
If you think it needs a diffuser in here, just put the diffuser in here.

MUM
Right, thank you. I do want the diffuser to go here.

Reveal an Army Bomb Guy concentrating on cutting a wire on the detonator packed with explosives.

DIFFUSER
I’m awfully sorry but would you mind keeping it down for a moment. I’m about to cut the red wire.

Outside the house, it’s sunset and the “discussion” continues.

DAD (FROM INSIDE)
I’d prefer the blue wire.

MUM (FROM INSIDE)
No, I think red would be better.

DAD (FROM INSIDE)
Right, because it’s “your” room.

MUM (FROM INSIDE)
That’s not fair...

KABOOOM.


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