Friday, 16 June 2017
My Dairy Alternative vs My Big Belly #DadDirt
You know that you are a Great British Dad when...
...you look at the stuff that you put in your body.
They put sugar in my dairy alternative.
Water. Sugar. Almonds (brackets 2%)
I have dairy alternative for my health.
In my head.
Meanwhile in my belly...
SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR
I like dairy alternative for my health.
And I like my belly.
I must really like being healthy.
Because my belly is big.
They dont live anywhere near us. But they want our vote. #DadDirt
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