Tuesday, 10 January 2017
Whoops I changed how you say Ibuprofen. Some more Transformers fan fiction for my son. #BRITISHDADSTUFF
You know that you are a Great British Dad when...
...you can change your entire family's pronunciation of a single word.
Here's some more Transformers fan fiction for my son.
I always stress the boo. But you always manage to hit the 'pro'. IBUprofen. How do you do that?
IbuPROfen, that's just how you say it. Ibuprofen.
IBUprofen. No. I can't do it. It's like you're dancing along the word.
Dah-dahdah-dah. IbuPROfen. Oooh, got it.
MEGATRON SMASHES IN, CLUTCHING SOME PRECIOUS DARK ENERGON.
IbUprofen. What's wrong with that?
OPTIMUS PRIME AND SHOCKWAVE:
You pronounced the 'you'.
OPTIMUS PRIME OPENS UP THE IMPOSSIBLY MASSIVE DIRECTIONS SHEET.
Maybe it's in the instructions.
(DEADPAN) They're paracetamol.
MEGATRON PUTS DOWN THE DARK ENERGON TO SQUINT AT THE PACKET.
Is that the right pronounciation?
(TO SHOCKWAVE) How did he get that headache, again?
[POWER MUSIC STING]
My boy's gonna love it!
My other skew on A Christmas Carol. Why is it the boss who's got to change? #BRITISHDADSTUFF
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