Saturday, 15 October 2016
Why my wife tells the kids off with their full name - Great British Dad Thoughts 1-7 #BritishDadStuff
You know that you are a Great British Dad...
...when you want all of your wisdom and insight to be passed on to your kids.
Like many Dads, I have many thoughts.
Loves, hates, ideas, and reflections.
Some of them don't make it to a fully formed story.
So I will share them with my kids as a list.
Asking someone to be quiet on the train, by going super-camp "Oooohhhh..."
Soft-close seats are useless because you don't know until you've closed it, then it's too late.
My Wife said if something bad happened, she "will waste no time resuscitating me." What does that mean?
When I see old ladies in wheelchairs, I want to push them, or adopt them for the day...
Today my look is "Police Dog Display Man for alsatians to chase down."
Why does my Wife tell the kids off with their full name. Which is my surname. It's like my DNA is being blamed.
People make mistakes. That's why they put rubbers on parents.
Pulling together 365 days worth of Great British Dad Thoughts on this link.
Following an old man smoking on the platform #BritishDadStuff