Wednesday, 7 September 2016

They should call the news "ongoing problems" - #BritishDadStuff



You know that you are a Great British Dad when...
...you realise the time you spend checking in with the stuff that never changes.


GREAT BRITISH WIFE:
They should call The News "ongoing problems".

GREAT BRITISH DAD:
Huh.

GREAT BRITISH WIFE:
The News just broke up Radio 2's lovely music with stabbings and shootings and a shareholder revolt. It's like we can't be happy for a whole hour.

GREAT BRITISH DAD:
So it'd be "BBC Ongoing Problems".

GREAT BRITISH WIFE:
There'd be a BBC Ongoing Problems channel. For all that stuff that's just there, all the time. Because it's wrong. And you really want to know about it.

GREAT BRITISH DAD:
They could put "Breaking Ongoing Problems" on twitter.

GREAT BRITISH WIFE:
(AS NEWSREADER) "Here's the Ongoing Problems at 1 o' clock."

GREAT BRITISH DAD:
"Because you can't be happy for the whole hour."


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