Wednesday, 17 June 2015

Grab Bags and Value Statements, some more crappy phrases thrown at me this week. Enjoy! #TightwadDad



Walkers Crisps have "grab bags".
They look exactly like a packet of crisps.

But they're not.
It's a "grab bag".



(Maybe it's to make it sound really active.
Though, looking at how many crisps are in there,
guess "packet" isn't exactly the right collective noun.)



Then Virgin Media sent me a "Value Statement".

Not a statement, but a "Value Statement".

Maybe the marketing agency that came up with Virgin Media's Value Statement,
risks coming off as a complete "Value Grab Bag".

See also:
PEACE OF MIND (the collection of pieces of peace of mind, sent to me by companies)

All my BRITISH DAD STUFF here

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