Tuesday, 5 May 2015

In Memoriam - our ipad... 2012-2015 (adventures of a tightwaddad)



You were the only Apple product in our house, and we wanted to make you welcome.
But, looking back, it's like you never really tried to fit in.

You wouldn't join in with any of our music. Or videos.
And we had to do things "your way" to share anything useful with you.
We admit it. We should've tried harder to try that more than once.

We'd wheel you out to try and do something 'educational'.
In minutes that'd always turn into Transformers Angry Birds.
But we're sad you're looking like this now.
We should've looked after you better.


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