- We’ve finally found a word for the Girls Bits -
I’ve written this before:
The hardest part of being a parent is coming up with a word for Girls Bits.
A word that you’ll actually use.
Probably in public.
That you’ll definitely encourage your kid to actually use.
This word is so laden with responsibility - on the one hand it’s got to be functional, but not feel like it’s vulgar.
It shouldn’t shy away from what it’s describing, and it shouldn’t demonise - Girls Bits. (This is how hard it is - I have no idea where to start putting the apostrophe in there).
We even tried “Girls Bits” - but that seemed daft having the girl herself say Girls Bits.
My family’s word “Mary” didn’t seem right - having a real person’s name seems wrong - like it personifies the... bits. Though it always makes me smile when Dad calls Petroleum Jelly “Mary Cream”. (as in, with the bonnet open referring to the battery terminals: “I’ll put a bit of Mary Cream on those...”)
We’ve left it so long, she’s taken it upon herself to call it a “willy”
(Why the name rule doesn’t apply there, I don’t know... there’s no logic to this). But there are times now where we need to make the distinction.
So we ended up with Fanny.
But I don’t know - I couldn’t use that. I tried.
Fanny. (POINTING - LIKE THE CAVEMAN PLAYED BY TERRY SCOTT IN THAT CARRY ON MOVIE).
No - Fanny.
This is your Fanny.
So there it is.
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