- Where the term “It’s a bit nippy” came from -
Went out with a girl once who, when trying on clothes in shops, knew exactly what to buy.
"I can tell, because when I try something on, I know it's right if I can tell that my nipples have gone hard."
How great are nipples.
Not only can they sustain the newborn,
they can also guide you through the sales at H&M.
(And that is where we got the term “a bit nippy”.
Because this is what the cold weather does to them.)
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