- Running Past The 6th Form Girls On The Station -
This conversation totally did not take place.
I hate being late for the train. You know, running past the Sixth Form Girls in a sweaty old state...
So, you want to look good in front of the Sixth Form Girls.
No. No! I’m just saying, you know, hauling my sorry mess onto the platform is embarrassing.
I don’t understand - you’re trying to impress them?
No! I just mean biologically... statistically... they’re the ones most likely to mock me.
And so falls ever deeper, that self-dug hole I had no idea even existed.
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