Wednesday, 26 February 2014
And I said yes you look wonderful tonight - DAD LESSONS FOR MY KIDS
INT. KITCHEN - DAY
I'm doing the washing-up, and my Wife is cutting something. RADIO 2 is playing: Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton.
There's more to it than that.
She puts on her make-up. And brushes her long blonde hair. And "Yes", you look wonderful tonight.
Ah... yeah. Guess he's saying that she looks good, whatever.
Plucking. De-fuzzing everything.
(THEN) Hair straighteners. Putting on false eyelashes.
I go to say something.
Doing nails. Various serums and volume mousses.
Fake tan. (PAUSE) Moisturisers.
I wait to see if that's it.
You've just put on your makeup, and brushed your long blonde hair.
(Right) You look "wonderful" tonight.
She's seen right through Clapton's woman.
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