Sunday, 9 December 2012

Andrew Marr Show Drinking Game - DAD LESSONS FOR MY KIDS

DAD LESSONS FOR MY KIDS - Andrew Marr Show Drinking Game -



#marrdrinkinggame #marr
So scoring below for the Andrew Marr Show Drinking game:

(NB These rules can also be played on ITV News, most of Sky News, and of course BBC News Channel output).


"Let me be clear..." = 1 point

"Difficult/Tough choices" = 1 point

"It is the right thing to do..." = 1 point

Politician hand-jiving or air karate = 1 point per 10 'chops'

"We take this very seriously" = 1 point

"What's really important is. . ." = 1 point

"...back to the table" = 1 point

"What the [insert nationality] people want" = 1 point

"Let me just make my point..." = 1 point

"tough economic environment/climate/year ahead" = 1 point

"Our research shows..." = 1 point


BONUS
Anything prefixed by "Look. . . " = 1 bonus point

COMPANY SPOKES MOUTHS
Company spokes-gob verbally referencing their own company more than once = 1 point

(Known affectionately as The Barclays Rule in honour of Antony Jenkins, Barclays Chief Executive of Barclays who managed to get the word Barclays into the Barclays interview an impressive Barclays number of Barclays times. Barclays.)

BIG THANKS TO
@noseybassa
@Patrixmyth
@Nomiomiomio

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SCORECARD
David Cameron - 17 points (11.5.14)
Nick Clegg - 15 points (18.5.14)
Barclays Spokes Mouth - 5 points (11.5.14)
Nicola Sturgeon - 1 point (18.5.14)

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