“Yesterday I was on a shoot with a multi-millionaire star.
He was still there at 9pm instead of with his children, being ordered into poses by some pillock photographer.
I was done by lunchtime and able to go home in time for a bath with my kids and tucking them into bed for the night.
Who is the real millionaire?
Didn't I mention that at the start?"
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