Sunday, 5 February 2012

Why don't we have Metric Boobs in the UK?

(pic from Sophia Jenna's awesome blog)


Metric Boobs

Why in the UK do we measure breasts in Imperial?

I think it's because centimetres gives you a bigger number.

Measuring Boobs in inches is more... demure.

36D sounds more, manageable, than 91D.

(Which is what it would be in metric.)


Though, if you wanted to be modest, we could do chests in feet.

Three foot sounds, you know, proper.



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